The long dark tea time of the soul

APJ Abdul Kalam’s tenure as the president of India ends in july next year, and a search has already started to find India’s next head of state. The political temperature is already heating up, with names being propped up from left (Somenath Chatterjee), right (B.S. Shekhawat) and center (Karan Singh). And somebody actually [...]

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Overheard in a restaurant conversation, a national level congress party member saying this:
Congress party is a binary party, there are only zeroes and ones. Madam is one, everybody else is a zero. You add the zeroes, multiply the zeroes, divide the zeroes, and you still get a zero.
Interesting.

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That seems to be the mantra in selecting Rang De Basanti as India’s official entry to the oscars. Of course, we know that it won’t win the nomination for best foreign language film. But we are going there to participate, winning does not matter and its the spirit of participation that needs to be kept [...]

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Tip and Top are two persons in the town Mandalnagri, who don’t know each other. Tip’s father is Top’s father’s boss’s boss’s boss. Tip’s father is a part time contractor, and owns around 18 acres of land in the outskirts of the village Mandalnagri. Tip’s father also has a very big mouth and his moment [...]

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I mooted the idea of this organization yesterday and have already got a good response. While taking my weekend walk in the busy MG Road of Bangalore this weekend, two people sopped me. The guy seemed to be in his late 20s and the girl was beautiful (who cares about the girl’s age as long [...]

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Disclaimer: Thanks to the danes, freedom of speech is an ugly word now. Hence this disclaimer. Iam reproducing the letter that George W Bush’s God had written to George W Bush, just before his departure to India. Don’t ask how this letter got into my hands. Please note that Iam not mocking any God here [...]

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About six months earlier, I saw a programme on CNN comedy central. It was the time when the Bush thing had appointed Wolfowitz as World bank president and Bolton as the US representative to the UN, inspite of all the opposition. Well using appropriate visuals and graphics the commentator argued that the balls (the testicles) [...]

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Q. What is Chalis transform?
A. Its an operator, which operates on whatever that comes out of your mouth. Every uttered word, phrase, and the combination of above can be applied for a Chalis transform.
Q. Is it easy to understand?
A. Yes. Though the Chalis transform in itself is a very complex operator, but anyone who has [...]

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IAAA. It stands for “I Am An Asshole”. This is the new society that has come up. The purpose is to standardize the process of assholization and create an internationally acceptable metric for measuring its extent in and individual and the sociey as a whole. As an initial offer, the membership is free and open [...]

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