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Q. What is Chalis transform?
A. Its an operator, which operates on whatever that comes out of your mouth. Every uttered word, phrase, and the combination of above can be applied for a Chalis transform.

Q. Is it easy to understand?
A. Yes. Though the Chalis transform in itself is a very complex operator, but anyone who has an IQ of above 73 can understand and pick its working. Though the application is not an easy job and the student has to undergo a process called “full/partial Chalisification” to
achieve successful results.

Q. How does a Chalis transform work?
A. hmmm… tricky question. Chalis transform operates on the utterance and produces a meaning which was hitherto unknown to all sane human beings and dogs who don’t suffer from rabies (except Rahul Gandhi) The final result can produce claps, shouts,
laughter, kicks, swear words, frustration and a combination of one or more of the previous reactions. This depends on the level of Chalisification the listener has gone through.

Q. All kinds of reactions. That’s amazing. Can you give me some examples??
A. Of course. OF course.. The following is a typical conversation between me and another person who is 99% Chalisfied.
***** Start *****
1.
(18:29:13) Me: tere upar ek bahut fundoo sa article likh rahah u
(18:29:38) Me: likh du?
(18:29:53) Chalis: mere upar to mujhe sifr ceiling dikhai de rahi hai

2.
(18:34:48) Me: waise tu fight mat maar.. bas wait kar main auto-biography likhonga… fundoo style main
(18:35:00) Chalis: hahahahaha
(18:35:08) Chalis: kiski autobiography likhega?

3.
(18:35:29) Me: that was a real intelligent question :)) :))
(18:35:47) Chalis: what is an unreal intelligent question?
(18:36:13) Me: nahi pata..
(18:36:26) Chalis: unreal tournament mein woh poochta hai naa “do u
want to 1) continue 2) exit
(18:36:40) Chalis: that is an unreal intelligent question

***** End *****

I hope the above examples make the Chalis transform pretty clear.

Q. Is Chalis transform or telling people about it safe??
A. Yes. perfectly safe. More safer than having protected sex with Mallika.

Q. How can I measure my Chalisity (otherwise called Chalisification quotient).
A. Good that you know abt Chalisity. To measure your Chalisity, you need to bang your head against the wall and measure the thickness of the mark it creates on your head. That divided by the square root of the damage done to the wall, is your Chalisity.